During the winter season, escape the cold by burning unused prep and deceased PC character sheets from past campaigns.
Each campaign is equivalent to seventeen cords of firewood.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
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